28 July 2025
Speedrunning is like gaming on rocket fuel. It’s the art (and science) of beating a game as fast as humanly possible—sometimes in ways the developers never even imagined. For some, it's about shaving milliseconds; for others, it's about rewriting the rules entirely. But no matter your experience level, understanding the fastest routes used in popular speedrun games can both blow your mind and improve your gameplay.
So, whether you're just diving into the world of speedruns or you're looking to optimize your own runs, this article is gonna break down how top runners navigate their way to record times across some of the most iconic games out there.
Let’s go warp-pipe diving into the world of pixels, glitches, and controller-mashing genius!
But here’s the kicker—these routes aren’t always “logical” in the traditional sense. Sometimes, the fastest route means walking through a wall, skipping bosses, or using a menu glitch to literally teleport to the credits screen. Yeah, it gets wild.
Runners only grab the bare minimum required stars—often the fastest ones located in Bomb-Omb Battlefield, Whomp's Fortress, and other early-level stages—before heading to Bowser.
These players use BLJs like warp zones, flinging Mario backward so fast that the game’s collision detection just gives up. You literally break the laws of digital physics.
In the Any% route, runners use what's called “Wrong Warp.” Basically, they trigger a cutscene while entering a door and fool the game into thinking they're somewhere else, like the final boss room. It’s part magic trick, part ancient ritual. The fastest runs clock in under 8 minutes, which is mind-bending considering the game is dozens of hours long if played normally.
The route typically involves:
- Immediately punching trees (of course)
- Finding a village or lava pool for a quick Nether portal
- Speedcrafting armor and weapons
- Locating Blaze spawners and killing Endermen for pearls
- Building an Ender portal and finishing the dragon
It sounds simple, but RSG requires deep knowledge of Minecraft’s mechanics, plus the reflexes of a caffeinated squirrel.
- Wave dashing (using momentum to speed across surfaces)
- Hyper dashing (a grounded dash jump that covers more ground)
- Corner boosts and wall bounces for tight navigation
What makes Celeste so captivating is that runners don’t rely on broken code—they lean into the game’s intended mechanics and simply push them to their absolute limit. It’s art in motion, really.
Runners abuse:
- Wallrunning (walking alongside walls at turbo speed)
- Monster AI manipulation
- Rocket jumps and strafing tricks to cross large gaps
The fastest players memorize every level layout and enemy pattern like they’re reading a bedtime story. It’s raw, chaotic, and oddly beautiful in how aggressively efficient it all becomes.
- Save glitching (loading saves to warp locations)
- Edge glitching (placing portals in illegal spots)
- Accelerated backward hopping (ABH) to reach warp speeds
The result? A run that normally takes a few hours completed in under 7 minutes. GLaDOS doesn’t even have time to start being evil.
- Choose Squirtle for early-game advantage
- Skip unnecessary trainers to avoid wasted time
- Manipulate encounter rates as much as possible
- Optimize item usage and battle strategies for speed
And then there’s the glitched route, which uses the infamous “MissingNo” and Trainer-Fly glitch to warp straight to the Hall of Fame in under two minutes. It’s Pokémon, but on warp drive.
- Consistent: It should be repeatable, not pure RNG.
- Efficient: Ditches the fluff, keeps only the best time-saving tactics.
- Flexible: Good routes adapt to player skill levels and new discoveries.
- Fun: Let’s be real, if the route isn’t fun to play or watch, what’s the point?
Veteran runners spend hundreds of hours testing different paths, perfecting muscle memory, and adjusting based on new tech. So what you’re seeing isn’t just fast—it’s a work of art crafted by trial and error.
Here’s a quick roadmap:
1. Pick a Game You Love
Start with something you enjoy. You’ll be playing it a lot.
2. Watch World Record Runs
Youtube and Twitch are goldmines. Watch and learn.
3. Use Community Resources
Sites like Speedrun.com, Discord servers, and Reddit have tons of tutorials and route guides.
4. Practice in Chunks
Don’t try to do a full run at once. Master a level or area at a time.
5. Time Your Runs & Record Them
Use a timer app like LiveSplit. Record your gameplay so you can review and improve.
6. Join the Community
Sharing your runs, asking questions, and learning from others is half the fun.
So next time you play one of your favorite games, ask yourself: could this be faster? Chances are, someone’s already found a way—and it’s probably wild.
all images in this post were generated using AI tools
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Kaitlyn Pace